Think about the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten in your entire life. Go on, I'll give you a few moments to remember...

Whatever it was, it cannot be compared to the absolute horrificness of soy yogurt. Apparently horrificness isn't a word according to spellcheck, but it honestly is the only way I can describe the vanilla flavored soy yogurt I attempted to eat this morning for breakfast. I usually dump in cereal and eat it mixed with my yogurt, but this morning I figured that I should at least try the yogurt before I do that so that I don't waste my cereal if I don't like it. I think that the smell should have told me something. I can't describe that either, acidic, and rotten, perhaps? I just barely dipped the spoon in the yogurt and put a little on my tongue. I thought I was going to throw up then and there. It tasted like sweetened Miracle Whip. Why would anyone eat that? My second thought was that my mom could replace her Miracle Whip combo in pasta salad with this stuff, and no one would be the wiser.

Long story short, don't eat soy yogurt unless your life absolutely depends on it. And even then I'm not sure I could.